I have been in the wars. Cat fights aren’t what they used to be. I don’t give much of a warning before I start a fight but I like to make a lot of noise when I am seeing off the neighbourhood cats. This time I think a human heard me and interfered and showered me with water. Anyway, I’ve got a bad ear now so have had to retreat for a while until it gets better. I lie on the roof and dream.
The foxes are still here! I smell them every day. A man has been round and thrown something nasty smelling around the garden but it doesn’t work. They were watching my cat fight – taking bets I’m sure as to which one of us would win. My human doesn’t feed them, but they still get on the roof and look through the windows. They want to move in. They think life is pretty cushy in my home.
I wish I could unzip my fur coat and lie around without it. It is so hot. Trouble is – everyone thinks I look handsome with my black shiny coat and gold eyes – naked I would not be a pretty sight!
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